UPDATE UPDATE!! So long since I have touched this muz remove all the dust already LOL!!
OMG....the past 2 months have been the most pang sai, lao sai, chi sai period of my entire life. Seriously when you are a blur cock lyke me, army life can be really hell!!! It adds on to the prob that I did not exercise much at all before going in so suffer lor..
Everything you do in there really muz suck thumb and juz do and I learnt it all the things the hard way....
First person to have ever stabbed himself wif the bayonet exposed part...carnt forget that coz the blood was lyke dripping everywhere and it was juz b4 field camp!!! =((( It was so shocking for me and the rest of the people that saw my hand before it was bandaged up hehe. Dun worry ppl coz it is only the thumb I stabbed lol.
Toking abt field camp....the most horrible part was sleeping in a half-dug shelscript that has stones everywhere inside...and horrors of horrors...A BETTLE NEST. Not those small ones mind you...they are those big BIG ones..keep on crawling around me the whole nite ewww!!!! Then suay suay kena rifle stunned by PC...=(( At least juz punish abit and I did my guard duty on SIT test outfield so not so bad..(Pity those that nid to go back to tekong to do...). However I muz say field camp is really an experience I will never ever forget..from firing blanks in fire movement and proning in front of an ANTHILL!!! Urban ops was oso quite fun to storm the room but very mah farn to rmb all the steps involved... Oh yar..and how could I ever foget the TACTICAL ROUTE RUN for 4KM IN SBO!!! So shag la after that...suppose to walk one but gt ppl break contact so in the end everyone had to run run RUN!!! Outfield rations mostly are edible which is quite surprising as ppl say they taste lyke vomit LOL...always look forward to desserts haha.. One very serious problem I had as nite blindness which was seriously seriously bad coz I carnt evn make out the shadows of the palm trees...and my bud Dom still had the cheek to lead me round in circles!! GRR!! (Haha had the payback on last day of POP alrdy =p)
Another outfield which I had a bad bad experience was during SIT test!! Fast march was seriously %^#@$@%* for 4km....Seriously..the instructors for the Sit test really nid to get a life!!(IC how!! WAT THE F**K YOU DOING!! YOUR MEN ARE STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING!!!YOU DONT F**K AROUND WIF ME CAN AND F**KING WASTE MY TIME!!) EEkssss.....only those enthu kia hu knows wat they are doing wont panic in times lyke that..As expected I failed in the mission coz I had no FREAKING idea wat the objective was and no idea at all how to build structures of any kind since my brain was almost dead alrdy from all the jungle bashing!!! Stupid sgt oso dunno how to walk straight to the location haha. Platoon sgt Issac always seems lost and does not know where he is going....but its most lykely purposely wan...
Live grenade throwing is oso and damn scary experience...whoever that say he nt nervous when holding the real grenade b4 throwing muz seriously be joking!! Lucky PC was there and he calm ppl down la..( He oso dun wanna get bombed LOL!!) But the bloody safety pin was so difficult to pull...and it didnt help that my hands were trembling...=xx I threw the grenade and it didnt land very far coz when I got up...the smoke billowed into my face haha..PC scolded me for throwing so near the bay haha but can see that it is very very safe...unless you throw into the bay la...but the shockwave and experience of it was super fun but its over alrdy as we only throw 1 live grenade in the entire army life =((
Live range is 1 whole other thing as I do not like the idea of holding a weapon.. much less a weapon that can kill!!! Even worse is the live rounds loaded inside as I have the irrational fear of misfiring the weapon lor...It did not went smoothly as my rifle IA alot alot of times so its a miricle I can still pass haha. Horrible experience as the afternoon sun was damn hot during the day shoot so feel very very uncomfortable...=((
Route marches is super stupid oso coz we have tonners!!! I dun see the point in marching 24km!!..unless we in m'sia la where there are not enuf roads LOL!!! The field pack is bloody heavy and bound to get alot of blisters and abrasions...Lucky gt dexter and gang along the way to come up wif all the silly songs to pass time which really helps haha =DDD The last route march at 24km was a super killer and plz PLZ PLZ!!! dun put me in a unit that needs to do route march again!!!
After the hell we go thru in 2 months...I really appreciate the toilet, my bed , my aircon, clean clothes, and most inportantly CIVIL LIFE!!!! haha...A BIG BIG THANK YOU TO:
My buddy..though silly you may be have helped me cope wif the 2 months =DDD (Thanks PORN STAR!!),
My section mates who see me struggling to wear my clothes in time and helped me look after my rifle!! Jia Ming who encourages me to ditch the IPPT retest, Paul wif his never ending supply of medicated oil for rubbing kiwi stains, Yi Long for ur strange take on girls,Jian Ming who ,managed to SIT UP den demoralise us wif ur IPPT results..(Kidding la.) Kong for you fighting to get the shiniest boots(which I dun tink I paid the $1 to anyone), Dixon the champ in rilfe striping, Jih huan for being like me in the quiet sense but open up in the end, Kessler hu is our bunk insect catcher cum imitation king cum shiok durian ice cream maker, Yong Sheng hu helped me dealt wif strange issues =x, Greg for helping our sect to take food coz Khaartik always goes missing and always say "Its time to leave guys!!!We left 5 mins!!!", and last but not least Khaartik for being the only Indian in our platoon and be the centre of all racist jokes but still take them lyke a man haha!!
Platoon mates who either kindly tell me I hav camo on my face or scold me coz my dust cover not closed LOL!!
Sgt Arshad for bearing wif the likes of ppl lyke me who stab themselves wif the bayonet and cannot tell which way you face as I carnt really hear ur commands OOPS!! At least you taught us all the necessary skills to survive and learn how to powder bath!! Best sect comm coz you are the only sect comm I hav so far haha
Sgt Salleh,Kian Peng and Mr.(Cpl) Thong for guiding me all the way in terms of IA drills, shelscript digging, the one time I gotten Att C WOOTS!!, foot drills etc. Hopefully you will never meet another recruit like me again or it will be headache..
PS for calling me Disproportionate body to which I have no idea why...PC for tahan such a nervous wreck like me in everything I do
Thanks to all the ppl I left out including medics, PTI and instructors who led me thru the 2 months in surefire hell on the island my mum calls " Resort @ TEKONG" LOL!!
In the end...it was all worth it as we managed to whack everyone that made life hell for us during POP!!
My dad putting on my jock cap =DD
Me and my mummy!! =DD
POP Lo!!! YES!! No more BMTC!!!
Me and Porn star Dominic!! (Suck c**k buddy=DDD)
My Sect mates act cool nia...=p (My face not in coz I was wif the other 3 and dog =x)Overall, I was glad that all is over..though I may not be going to command sch anymore since my IPPT, SOC and SIT test bound to fail...I miss everyone in zulu coy plt 2..thanks alot guys!! Hopefully we will meet again in the near future!!! =DDD
Tml havin gathering wif us usual again..coming my hse to watch narnia and kungfu panda!!!(Too bad I watched both alrdy...hehe) Den tratin mum and dad to dinner coz I missed both their special days haha
Seriously...I may juz be as confounded as you are...You said no but now like you said yes...We need to tok..=(
